Here are some of the results.
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Eleonor (E): Your cat's dead
Steve (S) : What?Which one?
E: Marmalade. I'm sorry.
S: What happened?!
E: A rattlesnake bit it in the throat.
S: Goddam it, Eleonor, why do you have to say it like that?!
You couldn't try to break it a little nicer?
S(To Ned): She's a rich bitch, you know. She was raised by maids. Her parents paid for the island and two of my worst movies. People say she's the brains behind Team Zissou.
Ned: People say a lot of things.
What kind of cat was it?
S: Who gives a shit?!!
I think it was a tabby...
Steve: Where did you come from? You look pregnant.
Jane: I AM pregnant...
Steve (to interns): No, I can't give you full credit, but I'm not gonna flunk you either.
You're all getting incompletes.
Intern: This is bullshit!!!
" I met Courney Love and she said she'd like to sleep with me, but couldn't cos of my "pop-star" thing...So i said that I couldn't sleep with her either- cos of her "ugly" thing."
-Hey! Look it's a cock! only smaller!
-Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest motherfucker int the valley! OOOHH- RAAHH!
Team America: World Police
- Surprise, cockfags!
- you buttfucking piece of shit!
Spottswoode: - Everybody hated Winnie The Pooh, too.
Craig: - No they didn't!
Spottswoode: - Well I did. That cocksucking bear killed Jack Kennedy.
The Devil Wears Prada
(esto es dedicado para todos esos pinches hippies)
-[To Andrea] This... stuff? Oh... ok. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don't know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because you're trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don't know is that that sweater is not just blue, it's not turquoise, it's not lapis, it's actually cerulean. You're also blindly unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar de la Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves St. Laurent, wasn't it, who showed cerulean military jackets? And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of eight different designers. Then it filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic Casual Corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and so it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, you're wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of stuff.
-The details of your incompetence do not interest me.